All of the Stupidest Pet Owners Live Near Me
There are these people that live … hmm … maybe 4-5 houses down and they have this dog. A dog who they seem to completely ignore or they’re just trying tough-love on the thing. Either way, at around 1:30 last night they put their dog out (I dunno, I was sleeping). But then it must have seen a rabbit or something, so it started barking.
What would you do if it’s late and your dog is barking outside? I’d bring it inside. These people? “Nah, let’s just let it bark outside for 20 minutes”.
What’s it doing right now? It’s whining to get back inside. We’re at about 10 minutes at the moment of listening to a dog whine and yelp, occasionally scratching at their screen door. It’s so unbelievably irritating. I just want to obliterate that little beast of a dog, because after you hear its barking EVERY day — you begin to go a little crazy.
There’s also a cat.
I don’t know who it belongs to but I swear I have wanted to run out of my house and punt this stupid thing because it has the loudest, most piercing, annoying meow ever. That means it wakes me up. The owners of this thing must be able to sleep through it or something, so it’ll walk around and meow for up to about half an hour, stop, repeat, stop, repeat.
(The dog is still whining outside, btw)
Don’t even get me started on the neighbour who thought it was a good idea to use an electric saw at 9am on a Sunday. Okay, that’s not ‘outrageous’ … but it’s a bit early … come on.
(The dog is now barking at something)
People suck.

