Y’ALL FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. WLL MISS U’S. 

GOING TO SLEEP NOQ, CUZ I’M SWAYING PRETTY BAD.

5:00-1:20?

OMG……………………

NEXT POST WILL BE FROM EUROPE? AHHHHHHHH … LEAVE SUNdAY. 

PECCE YEALL>

— celebration, drunk

So. At work… lots of random things happen.

And today out of nowhere people were taking bets on how many drinks it would take me to get SMASHED!
One guy said 2 Smirnoffs would have me slurring my words. Another guy said that just one shot of tequila would knock me out. And then they were PLACING MONEY ON THIS!!! AND STARTED TO PLAN THE OUTING!!! They were saying how the tip for the bartender would be more money then the cost for my drink. And then they decided that they would just take me to a restaurant since it would be cheaper…. They would film this entire ordeal and then put that video on youtube…

Yeah right. I’m not going to be accepting any drinks from them anymore.

Apparently, they want to know who I really am. And somehow being drunk would show this?!? They wanted to know if I would be a happy drunk, or a angry drunk, or a giddy one, etc etc.

So this made me wonder…. what kind of a drunk are you??

— drunk, work

Jeeeebus. I have never felt hungover vefore sleeping before but damn it. I have two advil standing by for the wakeup tomorrow. It’s going to suck. You know what’s gross? The taste of rum. Damn it. I haven’t even had any margaritas. I’m not doing that again. YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS? TEQUILA. BLOODY HELL. NEVER HAVE TEQUILA, EVAR.  EVEN IF THE PEER PRESSURE IS THERE … JUST DON’T DO IT. TEQUILA IS VILE. AND THE SALT + LEMON/LIME? IGNORE THE GOD DAMN SALT. IT JUST MAKES YOU THIRSTY FOR ANOTHER RUM AND COKE. BASTARDS. THe lemon was good though. MAde me forget the tequila entirelyfor a little while.

FOLLOWING DAY EDIT

Edit: Hah. SO EVERYONE. I’M DONE COLLEGE AS OF NOW. MARKS ARE ALL IN … EVERYTHING PASSED. All that’s left is to walk across the stage or whatever and get that silly piece of paper. Otherwise I am now an Algonquin Alumnus. Eep! This has nothing to do with that lovely paragraph above, by the way… 

Uhh, what else. Oh, yesterday my boss was telling me to move out. Ahaha. Agh. In other work things, apparently I’m taking the lead on these two Flash projects and I am soiling myself with fear. I don’t really do Flash … so I got a 910pg book on Actionscript a couple days ago … … I thought it would be comforting, but it really isn’t because it’s 910 pages long and I might be starting these projects next week. Oh. god.

This probably doesn’t need to be said, but Iron Man is good, see it if you haven’t. Also, watch the new Batman trailer. Looks amazing. So excited for that movie. 

Here is a narwhal hanging from the ceiling in the World Exchange Centre:

— damn it all, drunk

I just have to write this down before i compeltely ant totally pass out on my bed, but yes: I got so fucknug drunk tonight. Guys. it was. no. I cannot even believe how like .. just … wow. I didn’t … WOW. GOD.

OKAY. Like, I just all I can taste is a combo between jager and rum. And my intentio was just to beer it up. Jeeez. Okay I slepe.

I am light and fail. 

I’m afraid if I brush my teeth the overwhelming mintiness will kill me (again).

— drunk, oh god, work

I was at this ottawa area web developer meetup this evening! It was pretttty bloody sweet in the most nerdy way possible.

I arrived late but I walked in with a friend as this local web “celebrity” (to us) was presenting on javascript frameworks. It was like “OMG I READ YOUR BLOG!”. Anyway. Ahaha you know how … hmm. I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s weird being in a room with like 30 other people who know exactly what you’re talking about when you say “jquery”. It’s weird.

Ahh yeah, another guy (also an ottawa web celebrity) made this presentation on google maps accessibility (which was pretty eye opening). HAH. It was so awesome.

BUT WAIT. IT GETS BETTER.

This event was sponsored by a bigger web dev conference in BC at he end of the month (it’s called Web Directions North). So we got free food and drinks. And now I’m chugging some water back so that I’m decent for work in … 9 hours (*waking up in 7*). I had this really good beer brewed at the place that we went to (The … damn it *think*… CLOCKTOWER) I think it was some raspberry wheat beer. I dunno. It had a lemon slice so I was sold. They were so crazy with their beer-serving. It was all proper-like. You know how Guinness takes like 5 minutes to be properly served (since they remove the head to properly fill the glass type dealio). This place did that … but with most beers. Ahaha. Super fantastic. I had some really good deep fried zucchini finger things, too.

ANYWAY.
YEAH. Awesomeness.

— beer, drunk, ottawa, web

Why is no-one posting!There was a lot of you IN MY PANTS. LOLz”get your hand out so I can grab your titties”"you see how her hand is under her shirt now? good luck nathan”

— drunk

NATHANS’S FLYU IS OPEN! aSDF”LSDF:LSD
NATHAN WAS GOING OT MAKE A RILE THAT TYOUR FLY HAS TO BE TODNE DONE.

SCOTTY DOESN”T KNOW

— drunk