ben
Oct. 31, 2007
@ 23:31

Alright, so my last post was a little premature. Aha. How was everyone’s Halloween? We got approximately 24 people! It seemed like a lot but they all came in like a 35 minute wave. All were dressed up, except for these 3 guys who seriously were on their way back from picking up a pizza at Milanos. Seriously. No costume. Nothing. They tried to pull off a “he’s a pizza delivery guy!” … no. Where’s your self-respect, bitches! I gave them candy anyway, since we overbought and I wanted to get rid of the cheap stuff on the top of the bowl :P. OH. And one little 8-year-old punk dressed as a police officer kept demanding I give him all the candy. Hah. I gave him extra candy because he was intimidating and had a gun. (well … that was made up … I actually told him that he was imagining things)
What other exciting things can I type about? … … MY G2 ARRIVED IN THE MAIL TODAY … AND ERIC GOT HIS G. WOO. High5s.
Ahh creepy thing happened after work … as I left this guy started talking to me. He was RELIEVED to know that I spoke English (I felt kind of cool at that moment … I was like “sweet. this guy is going to ask for directions!”). He started off with “I’m not asking you for money” … blah blah … “I’m not going to rob you” … (um, growing concerned) … “I just moved into the [something] and my wife’s at home with the baby, could you buy me a slice of pizza. it’s 2.75″. Well. Excuse me? 2.75 is for a single slice with no drink, bitch. I bought pizza from the place you’re talking about — even though you didn’t mention the name of it — every couple of weeks for the last half-year. Why would you buy only one slice of pizza for you, your wife and baby. Yeesh. It just didn’t feel right …
Naturally I didn’t tell him that because he seemed sketchy and he was really freaking me out. So I was like “sorry, I’ve got no money on me. I’m a student” (HAH). He seemed really frustrated. Probably because I had essentially ignored what he said about asking for money and jumped straight to the standard homeless person response. But he then moved on to someone else so I crossed the street and briskly walked away.
HARDCORE AWESOME
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