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I’m a Yahoo Celebrity!

If you do a Yahoo! image search for “McLovin” I am on the first page. Ahaha.

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the woman and the chicken

ahahah, so i have had a lame study-filled day, and my brother has had a lame cleaning-filled day, but we both seemed to find it worth while after getting a chance to totally own my mother. (ahah that sounds so mean and wrong).

malhaar is a sexist bastard:

mother: malhaar, could you help me hang up these wall drapes please?

malhaar: why? isn’t decorating a woman’s job?

mother: excuse me?! thats it you’re not getting any dinner young man!

malhaar: i already got my food! you’re not useful to me!

mother: *angry i am going to beat you with a skillet look*

priya is a food critic–noooot.

my mom had made this plain-ish chicken and was about to mix it into some stir fry thing with this sauce stuff.
mother: last chance for chicken

priya/malhaar remain silent.
mother pours chicken into pan.
right after she mixes it in, priya takes a piece and tries it.

priya: eww.. its ruined

mother: = (

priya: well.. it is!

mother: i asked if you wanted any before i mixed it in!

priya(gagging): i know.. but you still ruined it.

mother: well tell me what to add. tell me what to do..

priya: get a time machine.

mother: = (

priya and malhaar exit kitchen before they are killed.

11

Cuban Sugar

I [heart] bass says:
gotten into the crack havnt you
ben. { JOIN J’MUCK } says:
jane gave me “cuban sugar”
ben. { JOIN J’MUCK }:
after the exam
I [heart] bass says:
wtF!
I [heart] bass says:
you smoker!?
ben. { JOIN J’MUCK } says:
no! jane literally gave me cuban sugar after the exam
ben. { JOIN J’MUCK } says:
she had packets of it from her hotel

SUGAR

15

(L)

hahah.. ashley made this.. i think it is genious! (L) . :cool:

isn’t it soo great!.. haha

[edit:.. ben has informed me that this is post #600!! woo!]

7

JetSki Lessons

CLIP NUMBER ONE:
“I’ve never had jetski lessons in my life! I think I’ll take it up though”
Most hilarious clip from Who’s Line is it Anyway? … HAS RICHARD SIMMONS. AHAHA.
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/simmons.html

CLIP NUMBER TWO:

The horrible screams that you hear at the end of this film were made by the experimenters, who were startled to see the dog attack the AIBO.

AIBO (Sony Robotic Dog) ATTACKED BY REAL DOG: http://www.csl.sony.fr/Research/Experiments/DogAIBO/Movie01.html

NON-CLIP NUMBER “TREE”:
THE AMUSING LINKS JUST KEEP CONTINUING…
CHOCOLATE SUSHI! *GASP* THE AMUSING SHAPE, WITHOUT THE RAW FISH!
http://www.chocolatesushi.com/whatIs.html